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These images are intended to show the lengths some people will go to, to exploit the popularity of the programme. This merchandise is unauthorised and cannot be recommended under any circumstances.
Filed under: Fake merchandise, General
Posted by who crazy! on July 28th, 2010
The cars look good.
Posted by Murreey on July 24th, 2010
It’s quite obvious these are all fake – it says bump IN go action and is FULL FUNCTION.
Posted by doctor who crazy ross on June 6th, 2010
why would anyone want to buy this anyway? For one it doesn’t look real. For two since when has doctor who had a helicopter or a car? And for three most of the pictures and writing are so wrong!!! 
Posted by WHO DUDE on April 19th, 2010
I’VE GOT THE HELICOPTER. IT’S RUBBISH. IT BROKE AND ALL I DID WAS PUT IT ON MY SHELF AND THE WHEEL FELL OFF. I PAID £4.00 FOR IT. I WISH I DIDN’T NOW.
Posted by Some bloke writing a comment on April 7th, 2010
wow.. its FULL FUNCTION! I’ll certainly be buying that.
The car even has bump IN go action!
Posted by mujie on March 20th, 2010
Sorry, wrong merchendise thread. You can’t have closed the forum! I can get the news elsewhere! I don’t buy the merchandise! My favourite bit of this site is the forum! Last one I’d seen was DWO, which is impossible to log on to! You can’t have closed it down! I’ll be posting again!
Posted by Dave Harrington on March 20th, 2010
Wouldnt it be oviouse that they r fake … 1. Y would there be a Doctor Who Car if he has never had a car in the series. 2. There has NEVER been a doctor who helicopter in the cybermen episodes … therefore it is soooooooooo oviouse if they r fake
Posted by dalekship 101 on February 17th, 2010
why would people make fake doctor who stuff !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you can tell that they are not real
Posted by akaKJB on February 11th, 2010
Wait a minute – what is that in the box with the fake action figure? A flashlight?! And a really cheap one at that. I suppose that’s supposed to be your “sonic screwdriver”. I can just see the guys making the fakes, looking at the pictures and thinking, “this guy seems to be carrying a flashlight everywhere he goes so we’ll put one in the box and be BETTER than the original!”
Posted by akaKJB on February 11th, 2010
Just take it as a sign of the series’ worldwide popularity and move on. Look, for those of us that had to deal with people looking at us like we were speaking an alien language when we MENTIONED “Doctor Who”, let alone wanted to buy any toys from it, it’s actually kind of a compliment that we’re now important enough to want to steal money from. Obviously, don’t buy the damn things but it’s still not worth getting all torn up about. Aside from that, how much of the stuff that BBC has licensed over the years has been complete rubbish? Most of the sonic screwdrivers were horrible and the problems with the laser screwdrivers were near legendary (don’t know anyone who got one of River Song’s sonic screwdrivers so can’t speak about it but the thing just look like it’s about to fall apart in the package). And when I was 7, I’d have probably loved a pair of Doctor Who walkie talkies! Should have made them UNIT walkie talkies – now that would have been cool!
Posted by KAAGH on February 11th, 2010
my friend has one of these but he wont belive me its illegal/ unoffical merchendise
Posted by Andrewson30 on February 10th, 2010
Um, did anybody notice that on the Rise of The Cybermen Gift Set, on the top left corner it says, ‘Inculdes Tardis Talking Money Bank’, right now the fact that that money bank couldn’t fit in the box is one problem, the second problem is the fact that it isn’t in the box, so those words shouldn’t be there at all, and the third is the grammar, it says ‘Inculdes Tardis Talking Money Bank’, take a bit of a look at this sentence and then you release, it says ‘Inculdes Tardis TALKING MONEY Bank’. Talking money?! What the heck?! That’s a sign you shouldn’t buy this stuff, nor should you even make it.
Posted by McGann is The Doctor. on January 30th, 2010
I`ll bet these things dont even work. Why is there a slitheen on one of them? And an Imperial Dalek? It also says “CYBERCONTROLLER” on practicly every set and none of them have anything to do with the Cybermen, or the episode Rise of The Cybermen, or even Doctor Who apart from the rubbish Doctor figure rip off.
Why does it say “MUSIC LIGHT” on the car and helicopters? Bump and go? Get a life you ripoffs you ought to be ashamed of your selves.
Posted by McGann is The Doctor. on January 30th, 2010
Its such a shame Im not allowed to swear on this website, we desreve freedom to express our feelings about these fudging passdarts! What leetarts would actually make this shrimp and have the nerve to sell it? If only I could burn every last molecule of the trash they produce and contaminate the outside world with.
Lets sing a song; Oh, how i want to slice those stupid cheepsters heads off with a samurai sword, how i wish i could hang them to a sinking block of concrete with a veryyyyyy big stapler through the gahonies, ooooohhhhhhh, boy that would hurt! But it still wouldnt be mee-ee-ee-ean enough cuz they, have, no, LLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. DEE DEE DEE. BREAK IT DOWN.
Posted by Za on December 31st, 2009
This really is rubbish dosen’t it?
Posted by the 2cd doctor on December 31st, 2009
AND WHY do they keep have the rise of the cyberman everywhere?
Posted by the 2cd doctor on December 31st, 2009
itsRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHH
RUBBISH
the logo also looks RRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHH
RUBBISH
Posted by Genesis Davros on December 30th, 2009
Look at the Rise of the Cybermen set and the writing on the bit insiden the box says The Tomb of the Cybermen so they got 2 Cybermen storie mucked up.
Posted by Gordon Brown on December 27th, 2009
I didn’t know the imperial daleks were in the second series of Doctor Who.
(Fifth picture down).
Posted by CelestialAgent on December 14th, 2009
I really wish I had the helicopter though.
Posted by CelestialAgent on December 14th, 2009
On Christmas 2007 I got the counterfeit 10th Doctor and as soon as I moved the left leg, it fell of. I then disposed of the broken, horribly looking figure in 2008. I remember having the clothing ripped off and had to have it naked next to an official Dalek.
Posted by emperorsupreme on November 25th, 2009
How many times did they credit a normal Cybermen as the CyberController, that’s just ridiculous!!!
Posted by Bubble on October 29th, 2009
RRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHH
RUBISH
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