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June 8th, 2008 96 comments

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Unofficial Merchandise

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The Doctor

Doctor Who Merchandise

Walkie Talkies

Doctor Who Merchandise

Doctor Who Car

Doctor Who Merchandise

Doctor Who Merchandise

Rise of the Cybermen Gift Set

Doctor Who Merchandise

Doctor Who Helicopter

Doctor Who Merchandise

Doctor Who Merchandise


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96 comments

  • The Spaceman

    August 5th, 2011 - 5:45pm

    I saw these in a market the other day. Why would anyone want to buy this?!

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  • Davy Jones

    February 27th, 2011 - 12:59pm

    2005 spiecal on now by rusell t davies i love river songs sonic srewdriver in this spiecal
    .

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  • omega

    December 15th, 2010 - 6:31am

    why is there 1 dalek? They’re more iconic than lumic controller

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  • Wayne D

    December 8th, 2010 - 12:33pm

    I’ve just bought the car from a well-known charity shop for 99p! It does indeed bump ‘n go – what the box doesn’t emphasise apart from “music.light” is the fact it plays a really annoying 90’s Ibiza dance tune over and over again.

    Only reason I can think of the Doctor needing a BMW 3-series is to do what all BMW drivers do: Tailgate and annoy the Cybermen into moving over to the side!

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  • Intergalactic

    November 8th, 2010 - 6:40pm

    THIS fake merchandise is just plain stupid. i mean, who would make a dr who car if a dr who car didnt appear in the programme. i bet people just do it for the sake of it. 😡

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  • Angel Tim

    November 6th, 2010 - 4:00pm

    Whats the point in this page if they don’t make them?Is this page even legal because this is stealing ideas which is copyright which is illegal.So WHAT IS THE POINT IN THIS PAGE?

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    • Leelafan101

      April 15th, 2012 - 5:49am

      So people know not to buy this stuff.

    • Becca

      May 8th, 2012 - 5:29am

      This is perfectly legal, they do make these items they’re just poorly made items not licensed ones the site isn’t stealing ideas these are illegal fake items this site is trying to warn people about

  • stone dalek

    October 1st, 2010 - 1:43pm

    why would they bring out a doctor who car why why why why ❓ ❓

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    • Evan christianson

      May 12th, 2014 - 2:34am

      because people, like me, like the kind of stuff.I have the Batman Rise of Sin Tzu bump and go car and i want the Mr. Bear bump and go knockoff off Winnie the Pooh.

  • who crazy!

    July 28th, 2010 - 5:35pm

    The cars look good.

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  • Murreey

    July 24th, 2010 - 1:35pm

    It’s quite obvious these are all fake – it says bump IN go action and is FULL FUNCTION.

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  • doctor who crazy ross

    June 6th, 2010 - 4:33pm

    why would anyone want to buy this anyway? For one it doesn’t look real. For two since when has doctor who had a helicopter or a car? And for three most of the pictures and writing are so wrong!!! 🙄

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    • Anonymous

      May 18th, 2020 - 8:50am

      Bessie

  • WHO DUDE

    April 19th, 2010 - 1:35pm

    I’VE GOT THE HELICOPTER. IT’S RUBBISH. IT BROKE AND ALL I DID WAS PUT IT ON MY SHELF AND THE WHEEL FELL OFF. I PAID £4.00 FOR IT. I WISH I DIDN’T NOW.

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    • Becca

      May 8th, 2012 - 5:35am

      Just take it back they legally have to give you a refund in most countries if it is faulty

    • Zak

      July 28th, 2012 - 5:06pm

      It depends where you get it from; this fake stuff wouldn’t be sold in a normal retail store.

  • Some bloke writing a comment

    April 7th, 2010 - 10:07pm

    wow.. its FULL FUNCTION!

    I’ll certainly be buying that.
    The car even has bump IN go action!

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  • mujie

    March 20th, 2010 - 2:02pm

    Sorry, wrong merchendise thread.

    You can’t have closed the forum! I can get the news elsewhere! I don’t buy the merchandise! My favourite bit of this site is the forum! Last one I’d seen was DWO, which is impossible to log on to! You can’t have closed it down!

    I’ll be posting again!

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  • Dave Harrington

    March 20th, 2010 - 12:22pm

    Wouldnt it be oviouse that they r fake … 1. Y would there be a Doctor Who Car if he has never had a car in the series. 2. There has NEVER been a doctor who helicopter in the cybermen episodes … therefore it is soooooooooo oviouse if they r fake

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    • Liason Ice

      September 18th, 2011 - 9:44am

      Why would the Doctor drive a car with his Logo on the side, if bad guys saw that going down the street they would blow it up instantly.

  • dalekship 101

    February 17th, 2010 - 9:09am

    why would people make fake doctor who stuff !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    you can tell that they are not real

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  • akaKJB

    February 11th, 2010 - 7:31pm

    Wait a minute – what is that in the box with the fake action figure? A flashlight?! And a really cheap one at that. I suppose that’s supposed to be your “sonic screwdriver”. I can just see the guys making the fakes, looking at the pictures and thinking, “this guy seems to be carrying a flashlight everywhere he goes so we’ll put one in the box and be BETTER than the original!”

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  • akaKJB

    February 11th, 2010 - 7:27pm

    Just take it as a sign of the series’ worldwide popularity and move on. Look, for those of us that had to deal with people looking at us like we were speaking an alien language when we MENTIONED “Doctor Who”, let alone wanted to buy any toys from it, it’s actually kind of a compliment that we’re now important enough to want to steal money from. Obviously, don’t buy the damn things but it’s still not worth getting all torn up about.

    Aside from that, how much of the stuff that BBC has licensed over the years has been complete rubbish? Most of the sonic screwdrivers were horrible and the problems with the laser screwdrivers were near legendary (don’t know anyone who got one of River Song’s sonic screwdrivers so can’t speak about it but the thing just look like it’s about to fall apart in the package).

    And when I was 7, I’d have probably loved a pair of Doctor Who walkie talkies! Should have made them UNIT walkie talkies – now that would have been cool!

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  • KAAGH

    February 11th, 2010 - 6:19pm

    my friend has one of these but he wont belive me its illegal/ unoffical merchendise

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  • Andrewson30

    February 10th, 2010 - 11:25am

    Um, did anybody notice that on the Rise of The Cybermen Gift Set, on the top left corner it says, ‘Inculdes Tardis Talking Money Bank’, right now the fact that that money bank couldn’t fit in the box is one problem, the second problem is the fact that it isn’t in the box, so those words shouldn’t be there at all, and the third is the grammar, it says ‘Inculdes Tardis Talking Money Bank’, take a bit of a look at this sentence and then you release, it says ‘Inculdes Tardis TALKING MONEY Bank’. Talking money?! What the heck?! That’s a sign you shouldn’t buy this stuff, nor should you even make it.

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  • McGann is The Doctor.

    January 30th, 2010 - 3:38pm

    I`ll bet these things dont even work. Why is there a slitheen on one of them? And an Imperial Dalek? It also says “CYBERCONTROLLER” on practicly every set and none of them have anything to do with the Cybermen, or the episode Rise of The Cybermen, or even Doctor Who apart from the rubbish Doctor figure rip off.
    Why does it say “MUSIC LIGHT” on the car and helicopters? Bump and go? Get a life you ripoffs you ought to be ashamed of your selves.

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  • McGann is The Doctor.

    January 30th, 2010 - 3:30pm

    Its such a shame Im not allowed to swear on this website, we desreve freedom to express our feelings about these fudging passdarts! What leetarts would actually make this shrimp and have the nerve to sell it? If only I could burn every last molecule of the trash they produce and contaminate the outside world with.
    Lets sing a song; Oh, how i want to slice those stupid cheepsters heads off with a samurai sword, how i wish i could hang them to a sinking block of concrete with a veryyyyyy big stapler through the gahonies, ooooohhhhhhh, boy that would hurt! But it still wouldnt be mee-ee-ee-ean enough cuz they, have, no, LLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. DEE DEE DEE. BREAK IT DOWN.

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    • Gizmo

      September 23rd, 2012 - 5:31pm

      talk about over exadurate 😕

    • eddy

      March 28th, 2013 - 8:19pm

      RIGHT … bit rude isn’t it?

    • I Froze Gallifrey

      January 2nd, 2014 - 5:25pm

      Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!

  • Za

    December 31st, 2009 - 5:06pm

    This really is rubbish dosen’t it?

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  • the 2cd doctor

    December 31st, 2009 - 2:31pm

    AND WHY do they keep have the rise of the cyberman everywhere?

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  • the 2cd doctor

    December 31st, 2009 - 2:29pm

    itsRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHH
    RUBBISH
    the logo also looks RRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHH
    RUBBISH

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    • Anonymous

      May 18th, 2020 - 8:53am

      Is it rubbish?

    • booboo

      May 18th, 2020 - 12:08pm

      yes

  • Genesis Davros

    December 30th, 2009 - 9:28am

    Look at the Rise of the Cybermen set and the writing on the bit insiden the box says The Tomb of the Cybermen so they got 2 Cybermen storie mucked up.

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  • Gordon Brown

    December 27th, 2009 - 11:08am

    I didn’t know the imperial daleks were in the second series of Doctor Who.
    (Fifth picture down).

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  • CelestialAgent

    December 14th, 2009 - 1:56pm

    I really wish I had the helicopter though.

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  • CelestialAgent

    December 14th, 2009 - 1:55pm

    On Christmas 2007 I got the counterfeit 10th Doctor and as soon as I moved the left leg, it fell of. I then disposed of the broken, horribly looking figure in 2008. I remember having the clothing ripped off and had to have it naked next to an official Dalek.

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  • emperorsupreme

    November 25th, 2009 - 3:58pm

    How many times did they credit a normal Cybermen as the CyberController, that’s just ridiculous!!!

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  • Bubble

    October 29th, 2009 - 2:46pm

    RRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHH
    RUBISH

    Reply

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