June 8th, 2008
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Unofficial Merchandise
Warning
These images are intended to show the lengths some people will go to, to exploit the popularity of the programme. This merchandise is unauthorised, possibly dangerous and cannot be recommended under any circumstances.
The Doctor
Walkie Talkies
Doctor Who Car
Rise of the Cybermen Gift Set
Doctor Who Helicopter
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doctorsmith12
May 17th, 2020 - 5:59pmWhere can i acquire one of those cars? I want one
booboo
May 17th, 2020 - 6:03pmprobably at the bottom of a tip where they were all dumped after being seized, but i think they were all crushed to pulp first
Graham Everett
January 12th, 2021 - 5:33pmI have a BMW Dr Who Cyber car
Loobop
January 4th, 2020 - 6:38pmi once saw a fakr pyjama outfit version of the original tenth doctor doll too back in the day.That doll is so bad when did the tenth doctor wear lipstick.
Anonymous
May 29th, 2019 - 5:34pmThe walkie talkie looks cool though
the doctor
October 20th, 2015 - 11:41pmi have fake toys?
cyberdoctor42
September 26th, 2015 - 3:24pmI feel that these are all clearly knock-offs but i feel an issue that most people ignore is what exactly classifies something a knock-off? These are all blatant copies of items and brands owned by the BBC but with transformers it is a more important issue, with original designs some aren’t pretending to be transformers and are simply transforming robots. Are they really knockoffs?
Cammythechangeling
August 25th, 2014 - 7:57pmThis makes me shiver…
JoePlaysGames
July 6th, 2014 - 9:58pmThe Fake 10th looks like it came from a parallel universe were the doctor was a girl and had bright pink lipstick on!
Anonymous
September 26th, 2015 - 3:18pmOr is addicted to something horrifying
the doctor
October 20th, 2015 - 11:42pmwhy would you say that to me?
Im the doctor im a time lord and i see you in the tardis
Owen Wildish
May 2nd, 2014 - 2:38amThe “Rise of the Cybermen” set’s Doctor looks like Peter Gapodi (excuse spelling) and dosen’t the Doctor have a couple of actual cars, Bessie & the Whomoblie, which makes the fakes exceedingly funny when you take that into concideration, shame they were never made into the official toy-line
Tennantbaker12
January 7th, 2014 - 8:50pmThese are obviously fake and all that but, I would actually love it if the BBC made real versions of these for 5 inch , I mean , although not strictly screen accurate it would be awesome to see David Tennant in a helicopter or a BMW
Robert10075
July 6th, 2013 - 10:51amI could design a better box on Microsoft word
Bibite
December 5th, 2013 - 12:20amLOL. That was hilarious. High-five to that, man.
the astronanut of death
January 7th, 2014 - 8:54pmI could make a better box using a pen and some paper and a few crayons
Andrew
April 27th, 2013 - 8:53pmI remember having the Cyberman Helicopter, and I still have a bit of it. If these are unofficial, then surely they wouldn’t have been sold in shops? So any idea where I could have obtained mine from?
Sam Bentley
July 6th, 2013 - 11:02amOnly places I can think of are; eBay, car boot sales and charity stores.
eddy
July 6th, 2013 - 11:06amor corner shops / newsagents
The Mr Master
October 24th, 2013 - 7:14amIndependent one-off toy shops
The Driver
April 15th, 2013 - 1:00pmAll they’ve done is got some diecast cars and put some Dr who stickers on it to make it look Dr who. They’ve only put those features on to get people to get them. It’s cheap and a rip off. I’ve never seen them before though.
Johnny
April 15th, 2013 - 2:52pmPlastic cars – they aren’t even die cast metal.
Anonymous
April 14th, 2015 - 8:30pmthat is very true
Anonymous
April 15th, 2013 - 12:25pmI think it is shamefull that people( Im not going to call them people but criminals) would exploite dr who fans and children in general with this rubbish. remember the time when the cybermen had a helicopter. the david tenant doll looks ugly they clearly copyed the real offical bbc one. support the bbc beacuase they sell the real actual stuff
King Kong Loves PSY
February 9th, 2013 - 7:21amAbsolute plastic rubbish I wouldn’t even expect these in a Christmas cracker
Who ever made these be ashamed
The CyberNestene
February 9th, 2013 - 6:02amThe Doctor looks absolutely disgusting and everything has RISE OF THE CYBERMEN and CYBER CONTROLLER printed all over it! The pic of the Doctor on the car, walkie talkies and action figure look COMPLETELY FAKE! And everything is grammatically incorrect! All of it is complete garbage!
The TARDIS
October 22nd, 2012 - 5:33pmThey really are rubbish… The logos have got (obviously) the wrong font and the walkie Talkies and car have even got a flipped image of David Tennant!
James
October 8th, 2012 - 12:27pmWow…. there just like yeah stick a few more logos on the thing, doesn’t matter if it doesn’t work as long as it sells and looks convincing (it really doesn’t you know… 😕
cyber robert
September 30th, 2012 - 5:59pmRUBISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joethewhovian
March 28th, 2013 - 8:04pmProfessor Rubish to be exact.
KORSAIR
September 23rd, 2012 - 6:02pmThere’s one of those helicopters on ebay at the minute.
CG
September 9th, 2012 - 9:58amThey had heaps of these in my local newsagent here in Australia. They had like 15 of each and I have to say, they didn’t sell well! (I didn’t buy any)
Tardis’nt
September 7th, 2012 - 4:18pmthese things are so bad…
RORY DOCTOR RIVER POND
May 18th, 2012 - 8:02pmI never knew this existed. its wierd cos you dotn see doctor who cars around now. doctor who and cars, do not go together.
Anonymous
May 18th, 2012 - 8:10pmWhat about Bessie?
Dalek Jake
May 5th, 2012 - 3:28pmI saw the silver car a few years ago in a newsagents, didn’t get it though.
WhoEleven
April 15th, 2012 - 8:19amLook on the ruse of the CYBERMEN setm there is a dalek?!
Leelafan101
April 15th, 2012 - 6:21amWhy is Rise of the Cybermen and the Cyber Controller all over the packaging when it’s got NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SET??? And what idiots would chuck a TORCH in with the extremely rubbish Doctor??? And why is EVERYTHING GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT?????
booboo
April 15th, 2012 - 8:38amits all fake that why
Leelafan101
April 15th, 2012 - 6:13amI am sooo getting the car! I mean, it’s FULL FUNCTION!!! It’s even got music.light!
booboo
April 15th, 2012 - 8:38amwouldn’t bother its rubbish
Leelafan101
April 25th, 2012 - 4:02amI know I was being sarcastic.
Doctor Who Crazy Ross
April 3rd, 2012 - 9:30amWow! I remember that the first time I ever came on this site, this was the first thing I looked at! “)
Zak
July 28th, 2012 - 5:03pmSame!
Liason Ice
December 3rd, 2011 - 9:18amI have no idea where else to put this but: Are these real? http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Doctor-Who-Character-Building-Cyberman-Conversion-Chamber-Set-/270846084810?pt=UK_ToysGames_ActionFigures_ActionFigures_JN&hash=item3f0faf46ca
Liason Ice
December 3rd, 2011 - 9:19amMy bad these: http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/wow-DOCTOR-WHO-Tumbling-Cyberman-Cybershades-wow-/320802312756?pt=UK_Collectables_SciFi_fantasyCollectables_EH&hash=item4ab14ed234
the doctor and bradley
December 3rd, 2011 - 9:27amyes thy were in a mag.
booboo
December 3rd, 2011 - 9:38amthat’s real yes
Doctor Who DVD Collector
November 13th, 2011 - 9:54amlook at how the ‘Rise of the cybermen’ gift set has ‘Tomb of the Cybermen’ written in the background
The12thDoctor
July 28th, 2012 - 6:22pmxD thats true and its got the old logo on it
CallumEales
September 14th, 2011 - 7:24pmsadly i brought the car and the music was barbie i was only 3 quid but RUBBISH