June 8th, 2008
96 comments
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Unofficial Merchandise
Warning
These images are intended to show the lengths some people will go to, to exploit the popularity of the programme. This merchandise is unauthorised, possibly dangerous and cannot be recommended under any circumstances.
The Doctor
Walkie Talkies
Doctor Who Car
Rise of the Cybermen Gift Set
Doctor Who Helicopter
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The Spaceman
August 5th, 2011 - 5:45pmI saw these in a market the other day. Why would anyone want to buy this?!
Davy Jones
February 27th, 2011 - 12:59pm2005 spiecal on now by rusell t davies i love river songs sonic srewdriver in this spiecal
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omega
December 15th, 2010 - 6:31amwhy is there 1 dalek? They’re more iconic than lumic controller
Wayne D
December 8th, 2010 - 12:33pmI’ve just bought the car from a well-known charity shop for 99p! It does indeed bump ‘n go – what the box doesn’t emphasise apart from “music.light” is the fact it plays a really annoying 90’s Ibiza dance tune over and over again.
Only reason I can think of the Doctor needing a BMW 3-series is to do what all BMW drivers do: Tailgate and annoy the Cybermen into moving over to the side!
Intergalactic
November 8th, 2010 - 6:40pmTHIS fake merchandise is just plain stupid. i mean, who would make a dr who car if a dr who car didnt appear in the programme. i bet people just do it for the sake of it. 😡
Angel Tim
November 6th, 2010 - 4:00pmWhats the point in this page if they don’t make them?Is this page even legal because this is stealing ideas which is copyright which is illegal.So WHAT IS THE POINT IN THIS PAGE?
Leelafan101
April 15th, 2012 - 5:49amSo people know not to buy this stuff.
Becca
May 8th, 2012 - 5:29amThis is perfectly legal, they do make these items they’re just poorly made items not licensed ones the site isn’t stealing ideas these are illegal fake items this site is trying to warn people about
stone dalek
October 1st, 2010 - 1:43pmwhy would they bring out a doctor who car why why why why ❓ ❓
Evan christianson
May 12th, 2014 - 2:34ambecause people, like me, like the kind of stuff.I have the Batman Rise of Sin Tzu bump and go car and i want the Mr. Bear bump and go knockoff off Winnie the Pooh.
who crazy!
July 28th, 2010 - 5:35pmThe cars look good.
Murreey
July 24th, 2010 - 1:35pmIt’s quite obvious these are all fake – it says bump IN go action and is FULL FUNCTION.
doctor who crazy ross
June 6th, 2010 - 4:33pmwhy would anyone want to buy this anyway? For one it doesn’t look real. For two since when has doctor who had a helicopter or a car? And for three most of the pictures and writing are so wrong!!! 🙄
Anonymous
May 18th, 2020 - 8:50amBessie
WHO DUDE
April 19th, 2010 - 1:35pmI’VE GOT THE HELICOPTER. IT’S RUBBISH. IT BROKE AND ALL I DID WAS PUT IT ON MY SHELF AND THE WHEEL FELL OFF. I PAID £4.00 FOR IT. I WISH I DIDN’T NOW.
Becca
May 8th, 2012 - 5:35amJust take it back they legally have to give you a refund in most countries if it is faulty
Zak
July 28th, 2012 - 5:06pmIt depends where you get it from; this fake stuff wouldn’t be sold in a normal retail store.
Some bloke writing a comment
April 7th, 2010 - 10:07pmwow.. its FULL FUNCTION!
I’ll certainly be buying that.
The car even has bump IN go action!
mujie
March 20th, 2010 - 2:02pmSorry, wrong merchendise thread.
You can’t have closed the forum! I can get the news elsewhere! I don’t buy the merchandise! My favourite bit of this site is the forum! Last one I’d seen was DWO, which is impossible to log on to! You can’t have closed it down!
I’ll be posting again!
Dave Harrington
March 20th, 2010 - 12:22pmWouldnt it be oviouse that they r fake … 1. Y would there be a Doctor Who Car if he has never had a car in the series. 2. There has NEVER been a doctor who helicopter in the cybermen episodes … therefore it is soooooooooo oviouse if they r fake
Liason Ice
September 18th, 2011 - 9:44amWhy would the Doctor drive a car with his Logo on the side, if bad guys saw that going down the street they would blow it up instantly.
dalekship 101
February 17th, 2010 - 9:09amwhy would people make fake doctor who stuff !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you can tell that they are not real
akaKJB
February 11th, 2010 - 7:31pmWait a minute – what is that in the box with the fake action figure? A flashlight?! And a really cheap one at that. I suppose that’s supposed to be your “sonic screwdriver”. I can just see the guys making the fakes, looking at the pictures and thinking, “this guy seems to be carrying a flashlight everywhere he goes so we’ll put one in the box and be BETTER than the original!”
akaKJB
February 11th, 2010 - 7:27pmJust take it as a sign of the series’ worldwide popularity and move on. Look, for those of us that had to deal with people looking at us like we were speaking an alien language when we MENTIONED “Doctor Who”, let alone wanted to buy any toys from it, it’s actually kind of a compliment that we’re now important enough to want to steal money from. Obviously, don’t buy the damn things but it’s still not worth getting all torn up about.
Aside from that, how much of the stuff that BBC has licensed over the years has been complete rubbish? Most of the sonic screwdrivers were horrible and the problems with the laser screwdrivers were near legendary (don’t know anyone who got one of River Song’s sonic screwdrivers so can’t speak about it but the thing just look like it’s about to fall apart in the package).
And when I was 7, I’d have probably loved a pair of Doctor Who walkie talkies! Should have made them UNIT walkie talkies – now that would have been cool!
KAAGH
February 11th, 2010 - 6:19pmmy friend has one of these but he wont belive me its illegal/ unoffical merchendise
Andrewson30
February 10th, 2010 - 11:25amUm, did anybody notice that on the Rise of The Cybermen Gift Set, on the top left corner it says, ‘Inculdes Tardis Talking Money Bank’, right now the fact that that money bank couldn’t fit in the box is one problem, the second problem is the fact that it isn’t in the box, so those words shouldn’t be there at all, and the third is the grammar, it says ‘Inculdes Tardis Talking Money Bank’, take a bit of a look at this sentence and then you release, it says ‘Inculdes Tardis TALKING MONEY Bank’. Talking money?! What the heck?! That’s a sign you shouldn’t buy this stuff, nor should you even make it.
McGann is The Doctor.
January 30th, 2010 - 3:38pmI`ll bet these things dont even work. Why is there a slitheen on one of them? And an Imperial Dalek? It also says “CYBERCONTROLLER” on practicly every set and none of them have anything to do with the Cybermen, or the episode Rise of The Cybermen, or even Doctor Who apart from the rubbish Doctor figure rip off.
Why does it say “MUSIC LIGHT” on the car and helicopters? Bump and go? Get a life you ripoffs you ought to be ashamed of your selves.
McGann is The Doctor.
January 30th, 2010 - 3:30pmIts such a shame Im not allowed to swear on this website, we desreve freedom to express our feelings about these fudging passdarts! What leetarts would actually make this shrimp and have the nerve to sell it? If only I could burn every last molecule of the trash they produce and contaminate the outside world with.
Lets sing a song; Oh, how i want to slice those stupid cheepsters heads off with a samurai sword, how i wish i could hang them to a sinking block of concrete with a veryyyyyy big stapler through the gahonies, ooooohhhhhhh, boy that would hurt! But it still wouldnt be mee-ee-ee-ean enough cuz they, have, no, LLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. DEE DEE DEE. BREAK IT DOWN.
Gizmo
September 23rd, 2012 - 5:31pmtalk about over exadurate 😕
eddy
March 28th, 2013 - 8:19pmRIGHT … bit rude isn’t it?
I Froze Gallifrey
January 2nd, 2014 - 5:25pmHahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!
Za
December 31st, 2009 - 5:06pmThis really is rubbish dosen’t it?
the 2cd doctor
December 31st, 2009 - 2:31pmAND WHY do they keep have the rise of the cyberman everywhere?
the 2cd doctor
December 31st, 2009 - 2:29pmitsRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHH
RUBBISH
the logo also looks RRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHH
RUBBISH
Anonymous
May 18th, 2020 - 8:53amIs it rubbish?
booboo
May 18th, 2020 - 12:08pmyes
Genesis Davros
December 30th, 2009 - 9:28amLook at the Rise of the Cybermen set and the writing on the bit insiden the box says The Tomb of the Cybermen so they got 2 Cybermen storie mucked up.
Gordon Brown
December 27th, 2009 - 11:08amI didn’t know the imperial daleks were in the second series of Doctor Who.
(Fifth picture down).
CelestialAgent
December 14th, 2009 - 1:56pmI really wish I had the helicopter though.
CelestialAgent
December 14th, 2009 - 1:55pmOn Christmas 2007 I got the counterfeit 10th Doctor and as soon as I moved the left leg, it fell of. I then disposed of the broken, horribly looking figure in 2008. I remember having the clothing ripped off and had to have it naked next to an official Dalek.
emperorsupreme
November 25th, 2009 - 3:58pmHow many times did they credit a normal Cybermen as the CyberController, that’s just ridiculous!!!
Bubble
October 29th, 2009 - 2:46pmRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHH
RUBISH