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June 8th, 2008 87 comments

Unofficial Merchandise


These images are intended to show the lengths some people will go to, to exploit the popularity of the programme. This merchandise is unauthorised, possibly dangerous and cannot be recommended under any circumstances.

The Doctor

Doctor Who Merchandise

Walkie Talkies

Doctor Who Merchandise

Doctor Who Car

Doctor Who Merchandise

Doctor Who Merchandise

Rise of the Cybermen Gift Set

Doctor Who Merchandise

Doctor Who Helicopter

Doctor Who Merchandise

Doctor Who Merchandise

Categorised under: Fake merchandise, General


  • Loobop

    January 4th, 2020 - 6:38pm

    i once saw a fakr pyjama outfit version of the original tenth doctor doll too back in the day.That doll is so bad when did the tenth doctor wear lipstick.

  • Anonymous

    May 29th, 2019 - 5:34pm

    The walkie talkie looks cool though

  • the doctor

    October 20th, 2015 - 11:41pm

    i have fake toys?

  • cyberdoctor42

    September 26th, 2015 - 3:24pm

    I feel that these are all clearly knock-offs but i feel an issue that most people ignore is what exactly classifies something a knock-off? These are all blatant copies of items and brands owned by the BBC but with transformers it is a more important issue, with original designs some aren’t pretending to be transformers and are simply transforming robots. Are they really knockoffs?

  • Cammythechangeling

    August 25th, 2014 - 7:57pm

    This makes me shiver…

  • JoePlaysGames

    July 6th, 2014 - 9:58pm

    The Fake 10th looks like it came from a parallel universe were the doctor was a girl and had bright pink lipstick on!

    • Anonymous

      September 26th, 2015 - 3:18pm

      Or is addicted to something horrifying

    • the doctor

      October 20th, 2015 - 11:42pm

      why would you say that to me?
      Im the doctor im a time lord and i see you in the tardis

  • Owen Wildish

    May 2nd, 2014 - 2:38am

    The “Rise of the Cybermen” set’s Doctor looks like Peter Gapodi (excuse spelling) and dosen’t the Doctor have a couple of actual cars, Bessie & the Whomoblie, which makes the fakes exceedingly funny when you take that into concideration, shame they were never made into the official toy-line

  • Tennantbaker12

    January 7th, 2014 - 8:50pm

    These are obviously fake and all that but, I would actually love it if the BBC made real versions of these for 5 inch , I mean , although not strictly screen accurate it would be awesome to see David Tennant in a helicopter or a BMW

  • Robert10075

    July 6th, 2013 - 10:51am

    I could design a better box on Microsoft word

    • Bibite

      December 5th, 2013 - 12:20am

      LOL. That was hilarious. High-five to that, man.

    • the astronanut of death

      January 7th, 2014 - 8:54pm

      I could make a better box using a pen and some paper and a few crayons

  • Andrew

    April 27th, 2013 - 8:53pm

    I remember having the Cyberman Helicopter, and I still have a bit of it. If these are unofficial, then surely they wouldn’t have been sold in shops? So any idea where I could have obtained mine from?

    • Sam Bentley

      July 6th, 2013 - 11:02am

      Only places I can think of are; eBay, car boot sales and charity stores.

    • eddy

      July 6th, 2013 - 11:06am

      or corner shops / newsagents

    • The Mr Master

      October 24th, 2013 - 7:14am

      Independent one-off toy shops

  • The Driver

    April 15th, 2013 - 1:00pm

    All they’ve done is got some diecast cars and put some Dr who stickers on it to make it look Dr who. They’ve only put those features on to get people to get them. It’s cheap and a rip off. I’ve never seen them before though.

    • Johnny

      April 15th, 2013 - 2:52pm

      Plastic cars – they aren’t even die cast metal.

    • Anonymous

      April 14th, 2015 - 8:30pm

      that is very true

  • Anonymous

    April 15th, 2013 - 12:25pm

    I think it is shamefull that people( Im not going to call them people but criminals) would exploite dr who fans and children in general with this rubbish. remember the time when the cybermen had a helicopter. the david tenant doll looks ugly they clearly copyed the real offical bbc one. support the bbc beacuase they sell the real actual stuff

  • King Kong Loves PSY

    February 9th, 2013 - 7:21am

    Absolute plastic rubbish I wouldn’t even expect these in a Christmas cracker

    Who ever made these be ashamed

  • The CyberNestene

    February 9th, 2013 - 6:02am

    The Doctor looks absolutely disgusting and everything has RISE OF THE CYBERMEN and CYBER CONTROLLER printed all over it! The pic of the Doctor on the car, walkie talkies and action figure look COMPLETELY FAKE! And everything is grammatically incorrect! All of it is complete garbage!

  • The TARDIS

    October 22nd, 2012 - 5:33pm

    They really are rubbish… The logos have got (obviously) the wrong font and the walkie Talkies and car have even got a flipped image of David Tennant!

  • James

    October 8th, 2012 - 12:27pm

    Wow…. there just like yeah stick a few more logos on the thing, doesn’t matter if it doesn’t work as long as it sells and looks convincing (it really doesn’t you know… 😕

  • cyber robert

    September 30th, 2012 - 5:59pm


    • Joethewhovian

      March 28th, 2013 - 8:04pm

      Professor Rubish to be exact.


    September 23rd, 2012 - 6:02pm

    There’s one of those helicopters on ebay at the minute.

  • CG

    September 9th, 2012 - 9:58am

    They had heaps of these in my local newsagent here in Australia. They had like 15 of each and I have to say, they didn’t sell well! (I didn’t buy any)

  • Tardis’nt

    September 7th, 2012 - 4:18pm

    these things are so bad…


    May 18th, 2012 - 8:02pm

    I never knew this existed. its wierd cos you dotn see doctor who cars around now. doctor who and cars, do not go together.

    • Anonymous

      May 18th, 2012 - 8:10pm

      What about Bessie?

  • Dalek Jake

    May 5th, 2012 - 3:28pm

    I saw the silver car a few years ago in a newsagents, didn’t get it though.

  • WhoEleven

    April 15th, 2012 - 8:19am

    Look on the ruse of the CYBERMEN setm there is a dalek?!

  • Leelafan101

    April 15th, 2012 - 6:21am

    Why is Rise of the Cybermen and the Cyber Controller all over the packaging when it’s got NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SET??? And what idiots would chuck a TORCH in with the extremely rubbish Doctor??? And why is EVERYTHING GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT?????

    • booboo

      April 15th, 2012 - 8:38am

      its all fake that why

  • Leelafan101

    April 15th, 2012 - 6:13am

    I am sooo getting the car! I mean, it’s FULL FUNCTION!!! It’s even got music.light!

    • booboo

      April 15th, 2012 - 8:38am

      wouldn’t bother its rubbish

    • Leelafan101

      April 25th, 2012 - 4:02am

      I know I was being sarcastic.

  • Doctor Who Crazy Ross

    April 3rd, 2012 - 9:30am

    Wow! I remember that the first time I ever came on this site, this was the first thing I looked at! “)

    • Zak

      July 28th, 2012 - 5:03pm


  • Liason Ice

    December 3rd, 2011 - 9:18am

    I have no idea where else to put this but: Are these real?

  • Doctor Who DVD Collector

    November 13th, 2011 - 9:54am

    look at how the ‘Rise of the cybermen’ gift set has ‘Tomb of the Cybermen’ written in the background

    • The12thDoctor

      July 28th, 2012 - 6:22pm

      xD thats true and its got the old logo on it

  • CallumEales

    September 14th, 2011 - 7:24pm

    sadly i brought the car and the music was barbie i was only 3 quid but RUBBISH


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