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January 4th, 2015 6 comments

Doctor Who Tardis Tablecloth

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If you are planning any sort of Doctor Who-themed parties, then you need this TARDIS tablecloth. Because your friends are messy.

Last night, we heard a noise in the kitchen. We peered in, armed with a fly swatter and a dirty sock ball (hey, it’s all we could grab in a hurry), and saw… nothing. That is, we didn’t see any people in the kitchen. We did see a bunch of crumbs all over the table. And it would have made us mad, except our table was protected by a Doctor Who TARDIS Tablecloth.


The Doctor Who TARDIS Tablecloth is a very sturdy tablecloth, indeed. It looks like the front of the TARDIS and will protect any table it’s placed upon. Perfect for Doctor Who parties, family meals (where Doctor Who is discussed), or just because you need even more TARDIS in your life. Oh, and those crumbs? We think they were from the Doctor. How he got back into the Doctor Who TARDIS Tablecloth, we’ll never know.

Product Specifications

  • Let the TARDIS protect your tabletops
  • Officially-licensed Doctor Who tablecloth
  • Materials: 35% Cotton, 65% Polyester
  • Care Instructions: Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent
  • Imported
  • Dimensions: approx. 54.8″ x 73″

Also Available…

Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Cutlery Set

Available to order from

Even the good Doctor needs a nice set of cutlery that’s in keeping with his hard-earned image. That’s where this Doctor Who Cutlery Set comes in. Dine like a Time Lord with your very own fork, knife, and spoon modeled after Doctor Who’s Sonic Screwdriver!


The Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Cutlery Set comes with three utensils: a fork, a spoon, and a knife. The sonic screwdriver part is the handle and the metal part is the part that brings or prepares food for going into your mouth. With a Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Cutlery Set, all your meals will be adventures in time and space… and food.


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  • T4RD1S

    January 10th, 2015 - 5:55pm

    Cool, I want one of these

  • Sonia

    January 5th, 2015 - 3:30am

    Do you ship to Australia Tasmania

    • Anonymous

      January 5th, 2015 - 4:33pm

      This site is news & reviews. it doesn’t sell anything

  • Ian

    January 4th, 2015 - 11:30pm

    I would like this tablecloth Just put away my lace one I use for Christmas. This I could keep on all the time.

  • Drdoooalot

    January 4th, 2015 - 2:16pm

    Do they send to the Uk?

    • Anonymous

      January 4th, 2015 - 5:41pm

      yes, but you might not want to buy the sonic utensils set .its coming out here in the uk soon

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